February 2012
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brb gotta kick jerms butt at mario kart dk all the way!
Feb 9th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 3rd
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beach house melts my bones
Feb 3rd
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after listening to jeremy impersonate an “italian” voice for twenty minutes, our homemade pizzas are cooking away in the oven & my love has gone to the store to fetch us some coca-cola while i sit tight in my pajama pants. i love nights like this.
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
7 posts
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Jan 25th
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retrocedeee asked: heyyyya i have blogger too! follow me there and i'll follow back :) retrocedeee.blogspot. com
Jan 25th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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youre a wolf boy, get out of this town
Jan 14th
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trying to make it in America, man. it’s not easy. fondly, mary
Jan 12th
December 2011
17 posts
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Dec 31st
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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educate yourself.
Dec 22nd
Dec 21st
failing as a human adult in america.
Dec 20th
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Dec 17th
Dec 14th
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Dec 11th
Dear Hangover from Hell,     Don’t you think you’ve overstayed your welcome? Fondly, Mary
Dec 10th
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we call it life cause we cant call it hell
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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despite what you may think
i am not interested in other girls nipples. nope. its not art. its just a nipple.
Dec 5th
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A mosquito
I feel like I am dyyyyyyyyyyyying. I am so sick. It’s been almost a week. My boy and I had our 3 year anniversary yesterday. He started the morning off by getting me my favorite coffee from Heavenly’s along with a card about two cats who are best friends and flowers. Despite my sickness we went to Chunkys to see The Muppet Movie. He ordered a burger, I got the veggie burger. We...
Dec 3rd
November 2011
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Nov 28th
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 19th
I dont wanna go to work today. I dont wannaaaaaaaaaaa. I wanna snuggle with boyfriend & cats and roll around in my comfy comforter all day. wah. Fondly, Mary
Nov 17th
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Nov 15th
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Saturday: Janie’s Uncommon Cafe, Hung 4 pieces of my work in The Drinkery, Napped, South Boston, Drank a bottle of Pinnacle Whip Vodka with friends, went to a restaurant called Church, Fried Artichokes & Pino Grigio, Bumped into Jen, Stumbled to Citizen’s, Drank a bottle of Prosecco while listening to 80’s rock gems such as Blue Oyster Cult, Arrived home at 3am & passed...
Nov 14th
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You say, “Vagina” I say, “Vageegee” You say, “Penis” I say, “Paneenee” You say, “Clitoris” I say, “Zack Morris” ‘Cause I am 8 years old. Fondly, Mary
Nov 12th
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Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
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Nov 9th
whentheworldmeltsaway asked: You're really, really beautiful. Where are you from?
Nov 8th
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Nov 6th
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Nov 2nd
October 2011
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Halloween Costumes For Females...
What should I be this year??? Hm hm hmmm… Welp, what are my options as a 24 year old female?? Here is what I have found so far: 1. Whore 2. Slut 3. Whorey Slut 4. Stripper 5. Hussy 6. Prostitute 7. Floozy 8. Tramp 9. Call Girl 10. Hoochie
Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 22nd
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Oct 18th
sheisthesun asked: Can we be pen pals? Sincerely, a girl who misses you dearly.
Oct 18th
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