My Christmas song:
“Oh Chwistmas Twee, Oh Chwistmas Tweeee,
I hate that I bought you a goldstartopperthatwehadtofreakinmesswithforoveranhourbecausethelightsthatareglowinginthis photohadafreakintwoincordthatwouldn’treachtoplugintoanythingbutwefinallymadeitworkthankfreakin Godddddddddddddddd.”
End.
Fondly,
Mary
